Video: Nick Offerman Recites Some Profound Shower Thoughts [gifs via]
i’m frequently visited by three spirits at night
- the ghost of i fucked up
- the ghost of i’m currently fucking up
- and the ghost of i’m probably going to fuck up in the future
I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go
sexuality: straight but if i somehow turn gay it won’t come as a surprise to anyone
This is a true picture of friendship
Key & Peele have some tips for attending a gay wedding in this new sketch from the Season Four premiere, airing tonight after South Park.
It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached.
How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind
wait i can explain